Spoil the Child - Alan ten-Hoeve

JANUARY 13, 2023

In 4th grade,
Sister Mary Ellen flogged my ass
with a wooden ruler
in front of the class
for shooting a rubber band at the chalkboard.
I maintained eye contact
with her the whole time,
and moaned at every stroke.
I’m pretty sure she felt something too.

Written by Alan ten-Hoeve

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