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Three Shorts by Charles J. March III

 



FEBRUARY 8, 2023
“No-Reply”
We knew that when he was unresponsive, he was living his best life.
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“Trident”
A client of mine accidentally died during a surfing outing, so the lawyers have started to affectionately refer to her as “Aquawoman.”
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“Veteran’s Day”
His hospice nurse started stealing his pills to help her dying dog.

 

 

Written by Charles J. March III

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