Spirit Animal - Alan ten-Hoeve

MARCH 8, 2023

Most people like to claim
mythical/graceful/stoic/cute
creatures
as their spirit animal,
but for me
it is the common pet hamster,
rolling around in a plastic ball,
it’s own shit
constantly raining down
on its head
with every revolution.

Written by Alan ten-Hoeve

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